Ben's Outrageous Request of the Day
[Background: Ben got a free massage yesterday from a guy (don't worry, he's a massage therapist) whose dog he found on Mauna Kea on Christmas Eve.]
B: Give me a massage.
MM: Ha ha. No way.
B: Massage me!
MM: What, do you need one everyday now?
B: Yes. Massage me! Every day! You should massage me everyday and feed me beer, like the Japanese cows.
B: Give me a massage.
MM: Ha ha. No way.
B: Massage me!
MM: What, do you need one everyday now?
B: Yes. Massage me! Every day! You should massage me everyday and feed me beer, like the Japanese cows.
2 comments:
Who massages and feeds beer to Japanese cows? Or is it the cows who do the massaging?
Hahaha, 'like Japanese cows'... :D A great line..
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