A girl is going blind. Her only hope? Some sort of operation, of course. But how will she pay for it, this ward of the state, for whom no one cares?
With a benefit music video, duh. And who better to star in that video but Danse, the aptly-named, rainbow-haired lithe dancetrix who looks suspiciously like our established heroine. Could they be grooming her for a takeover of the lead role? Or is she just a decoy, created for a few episodes, only to be sacrificed for the thrill of seeing a cartoon teen crushed by some misfit's crude sabotage?
This is a contest, FYI and BTW. What the hell am I talking about? What do you do? What do you do? (Contest within a contest: what mid-90s film does that last sentence reference?)
Prize: VIP seating at the premiere of Mercedes Benz, PISW, should the video ever resurface. Failing that, Ben and MM will sing a duet of your choosing at the bowling alley karoke bar, when you come visit us.
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