Saturday, October 15, 2005

the claw

can't navigate mouse accurately. can barely type. went hog wild cutting shrubbery with clunky manual trimmers, and now hands are frozen, cramped, and trembly. tried to drink a glass water to calm my nerves, and my hand actually quivered like a little old lady's! i can barely hold onto anything.

also, yesterday i spent 3 hours typing recipes for the junior class cookbook for 3 hours, and my fourth finger spasmed for the rest of the day every time i tried to hold a fork or pen. i still have 90 more Cool Whip-, Campbell's Soup-, and Rice Krispies-laden recipes to go! and i've yet to find one that maintains a consistent verb tense all the way through.

i'm off to take a powder, drink weak tea,spritz myself to smell like lavender, and flutter my eyelids. looks like the change of life is upon me. time to draw the drapes if i can't even do old lady-ish yardwork.

seriously, do you think i might have a disorder of some kind?

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